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FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: Diatomaceous-Johnson Presents Innovative Solutions for Synergistic Growth Diatomaceous-Johnson, a top-tier corporate consulting firm, is proud to introduce our latest suite of groundbreaking solutions aimed at optimizing performance and promoting collaborative success. Our team of exceptional consultants has worked tirelessly to develop solutions that harness the latest advancements in artificial intelligence, machine learning,Continue reading “D-J Proudly Announces the Launch of SynergyMax ™”

We have seen with great distress the recent trend towards “Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion” as well as propagation of the “ESG” governance philosophy. And been equally distressed that major corporations are not speaking out against this threat to humanity. Make no mistake. The movement towards “Diversity, Equity, and Inclusion” and/or “ESG” wokeness is simply goodContinue reading “Special Statement on “Diversity” and “Equity””

When one of our largest clients brought us the following news, we HAD to have our staff take a look at it: https://www.foxnews.com/auto/porsche-replacing-gasoline-air-water In fact, it was such big news that Managing Principal Diatomaceous Jablome had to contact one of our original founders–engineer turned fighter pilot J. J. ‘Slasher’ Isherwood– to get HIS ‘common sense’Continue reading “Holy Cow — They’ve invented a perpetual motion machine !”

We’ve been approached by several clients regarding the recent 2022 election with their disbelief and dismay over the perception that the majority of American people are unwise or stupid. While there IS a significant portion of the population which can be manipulated by propaganda, our political consultants see this as perhaps one-third of the generalContinue reading “Shaving Points and Rigging Elections”

Several of our well heeled clients–operating multiple businesses–have come to us for financial consultation and it always surprises us when they reveal a basic lack of understanding regarding how labor markets work. We’d have thought that their contracting advisors would’ve pointed these things out to them and it casts a bit of doubt on whereContinue reading “The Minimum Wage Myth”

Here at D-J, we take a fairly libertarian view towards social issues and in general advise our clients to avoid interjecting themselves into ‘rabbit holes’ of personal belief. While we fully advocate one being strong in faith, it’s important to remember OTHERS have belief systems that may be incongruent with this. A God of ones’Continue reading “Sometimes it’s best to leave sleeping dogs sleep”

Pretty much ALL of our clients have been severely vexed by our present inflation and have turned to our staff for help in developing strategies to cope. All have asked “why is this happening ?” The answer has been with man for millennia; aptly codified by our good friend Uncle Milty: Short and longer VersionsContinue reading “Why all the Inflation ?”

We’d like to send our sincere thanks to a group of our clients who’ve been especially generous in helping D-J as well as America. Our director of special projects Mandela Balikoowa has been addressing the plight of migrant workers and actively assisting executives in various states towards developing strategies. These clients (who wish to remainContinue reading “Our Clients Come Through !”

There doesn’t need to be one. Several of our clients have approached us up in arms about this very topic. The Railway Labor Act (RLA) was crafted after a set of violent strikes and significant commerce interruption occurred in the 1920’s. Our staff is intimately familiar with the law in that in the 1930’s itContinue reading “Worried about a Railroad Strike”

Today was a somber day at Diatomaceous-Johnson. While we look forward to the future, unfortunately several of our best prime analysts came up with a very disquieting conclusion. The 2020 Presidential Election was fraudulent. Originally, our staff believed it a topic best left alone; however, we’ve been inundated by clients lately who are increasingly disturbedContinue reading “It’s Fraud”