Today was a somber day at Diatomaceous-Johnson. While we look forward to the future, unfortunately several of our best prime analysts came up with a very disquieting conclusion.
The 2020 Presidential Election was fraudulent.
Originally, our staff believed it a topic best left alone; however, we’ve been inundated by clients lately who are increasingly disturbed at the apparent corruption of our Federal Bureau of Investigation and Department of Justice– and in their raiding and illegally seizing articles of honest citizens under unconstitutional broadband warrants. Serving as nothing but a third-world Stasi acting as a political arm of a corrupt regime. We’re all sad to see this; at one time the FBI and DOJ were the ‘gold standards’ of investigatory bodies and to see such a wonderful national resource corrupted is extremely disheartening. We’ve all sat through the Kangaroo courts of things like the Jan 6th committee–but these were relatively innocuous until people actually started getting raided and arrested for doing absolutely nothing wrong. Targeted simply because they were political rivals with a different point of view. While we feel for the good agents ‘on the street’ and relatively divorced from such shenanigans, we must remind ALL Americans (including those charged with law enforcement authority) that ‘just following orders’ or ‘just doing their job’ has NEVER been any type of acceptable excuse. Didn’t work at Nuremberg; didn’t work for Japan. And, moreover, officers are sworn to the constitution and REQUIRED to refuse illegal and unconstitutional orders; no matter whom the subject might be.
These are obviously serious accusations, so we had to put our best men (and women) on the task. These included Statistician D’Isiah Probincrux (of the Probincrux institute), Abstract mathematical genius Davoin Morgoon (famous for his work debunking the fraud of the so-called IPCC climate change ‘hockey stick’), operative Suarithan Maroish (who is our ‘undercover woman’ so to speak–penetrating some of our most cleverly guarded governmental entities by her charm and ability to ‘fit in’ with the diversity/ESG model), and team leader Dr. Shiquarian Lewith (famous not only for the quark/matter-antimatter energy conversion equation but also Department Head of the Elipses Corter Center for Advanced Astrophysics).
Combining statistical analyses as well as undercover intelligence obtained, our team came to the definitive conclusion that the election fraud was indeed enough to sway an election and most certainly demanded careful investigation by those responsible to do it (namely the state legislatures who are ultimately responsible for the apportionment of electors). By breaching their duty–largely out of political cowardice–these state legislatures let stand an election with large election irregularities–enough irregularities to change who was elected President. Moreover, there is strong evidence that private media outlets were deliberately manipulated and involved in collusion with governmental and quasi-governmental entities (a direct violation of Federal law). It’s a tough pill to swallow, but as more warrants are served and increasing fishing expeditions are executed, it’s quite obvious to our team that deliberate suppression of evidence is being attempted with selective ‘leaks’ in order to frame a fictional argument.
We at D-J are sad to see this happen, and wonder what the next steps for the American People will be. Obviously the individuals responsible in this need to be voted out of office (in a REAL and honest election) — but is that even possible at this point ? We don’t know but we DO know that most of America is certainly fed up with the Shenanigans.
As Dr. Lewith put it in his bottom line summary to our clients: “Look at what’s been going on. Illegal broadband warrants issued by shopped-for slanted judges. Stormtroopers grabbing protected personal information. Real intimidation of those people active in an opposing political party. Stealing personal devices under cover of secret ‘warrants’ where the information grabbed goes into a black hole deliberately hidden from the American People. It’s MUCH worse than Watergate–at least with Watergate they weren’t using supposed law enforcement officers to grab everything from a political opponent in what was essentially a home invasion. With Watergate, the burglars didn’t attempt to burgle under the guise of being cops. And Watergate had that lovable rogue G. Gordon Liddy going for it. But I think the most condemning thing is look at what’s going on with the DOJ. Do honest cops turn off cameras and hide their activities ? Of course not–they WANT body cams for transparency. Look at the situation and ask yourself–do honest law enforcement entities DO things like the FBI and DOJ are doing ?”
We don’t think so.
Diatomaceous-Johnson 